So, I Broke a Guinness World Record…
Sometimes you just gotta treat gravity like a suggestion, you know?
Picture this: me, two wobbly rolla bollas, and a whole lotta nerves. Fast forward to October 10, 2025—BOOM, 26 squats in a minute, baby!
The previous 21 record, goodbye 🖐
The wildest part? First time going for a rolla bolla record. I mean, who does that? Apparently, I do.
So… Why This Record?
People keep asking, “Why, Mushegh? Why squats? Why balance boards? Are you just allergic to standing still?” Maybe.
But really, squats on solid ground? Meh. Squats on two circus props?? Now we’re talking! It’s like doing math homework during a rollercoaster ride—precision, guts, and a touch of madness required.
The Journey
Here’s the real talk: this wasn’t some overnight, “hey, look what I can do” thing. I trained like a maniac. Fell on my butt more times than I’ll ever admit. In some sessions, the only thing I broke was my patience. But I kept coming back. Because that’s what you do when you’re stubborn and maybe just a little obsessed.
And when I heard that buzzer go off, looked up and realized what just happened. Man, adrenaline straight to the heart. I might’ve done a little happy dance (on solid ground this time).
New Record, Who Dis?
First rolla bolla record—check. But not my first Guinness rodeo.
“Most Hat Flicks from Foot to Head on a Unicycle in One Minute” Yeah, it’s a thing. And yeah, it’s harder than it sounds. Hara is the official link.
“Tallest Ridable Unicycle.” People say go big or go home, so… I went tall. Someone else holds it now, but hey, I wore the crown first.
Every record’s a different flavor of ridiculousness, but all of ’em come from the same place: loving movement, embracing the chaos, and being just curious enough to try.
What It Means (Besides Bragging Rights)
These records are proof that if you’re weird enough to dream it and stubborn enough to keep going after you wipe out, you can do some pretty wild stuff. Whether it’s Unicycles, Rolla Bollas, or something even stranger, I’m always looking for the next “impossible.”
So chase that weird dream. Trip. Get back up. Trip again. Who knows—maybe you’ll get your own slice of world record glory.
What’s Next?
Now that the rolla bolla’s in the bag, I’m already scheming on my next move. Not telling yet. Gotta keep the suspense, right?
Massive shoutout to everyone—family, friends, coaches, and my invisible internet hype crew. You all rock!
This is just Act One. Curtain’s up, and I’m not done yet!
Catch you on the flip side.
Mushegh Khachatryan